Rihanna and I

Found the song Umbrella by Rihanna very irritating. So here's my commentary...
DISCLAIMER: I've got nothing against Rihanna or JayZ or their fans. Besides this post ain't all that funny or degrading.
Ahuh ahuh (yea Rihanna)
S: yeah come on girl....

Ahuh ahuh (good girl gone bad)
S: oh yeah, you got me there.

Ahuh ahuh (take three... action)
S: nooooo....Cut !!...once more

Ahuh ahuh
S: any problem macho?? because you've been saying only that all along

No clouds in my storms
S: we dont call it a storm in that case,duh !!

Let it rain, I hydroplane into fame (Rihanna: eh eh)
S: wat?? dude, do you even know what a hydroplane means ???

Come'n down with the dow jones
S: or that ??

When the clouds come we gone
S: Is that english at all ? Oh, damn it. Should have paid more attention to Nishaan's lesson

We rocafella (Rihanna: eh eh)
S: Didn't get that either.

She fly higher than weather
S: how high is your 'weather' exactly ??

And she rocks it better
S: hmmm, maybe i know ;)

You know me
S: hmmm, maybe i don't !! :(

An anticipation for precipitation, stacks chips for the rainy day (Rihanna: eh eh)
S: Huh! Using big words, fella ?!?!

Jay, rain man is back with lil ms.sunshine
S: CAUTION: Calling yourself rain man can be considered gay. Especially when with lil ms.sunshine

Rihanna where you at?
S: Seriously girl, where you at ? Come on and sing, this guys killing me !!


[Verse 1]
You had my heart, and we'll never be world apart
S: Two completely different line, merged into one ?!

Maybe in magazines, but you'll still be my star
S: whatever !!

Baby cause in the dark, you can't see shiny cars
S: Heck! That was one 'eye-opener' !!

And that's when you need me there
S: Why, what you gonna do ?? Its already dark!!........Oh!! naughty, naughty !

With you I'll always share
S: Ok. Iam good.

Because


[Chorus]
When the sun shine
S: ahan....

We'll shine together
S: SHINE !!!

Told you I'll be here forever
S: No,No. I want you out of here by morning !!

Said I'll always be your friend
S: just a friend ?! :(

Took an oath imma stick it out 'till the end
S: Oh, I see.

Now that it's raining more than ever
S: Is it ?

Know that we still have each other
S: Naah. It isn't raining 'more than ever' !!

You can stand under my umbrella
S: We are under my roof goddamn it !! I don't need an 'umberella' .

You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
S: Hello ambulance. Rihanna here has got the fits.

Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
S: Hurry up goddamn it. She looks very serious.

Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
S: Oh God. She's gonna die !!!

Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
S: Noooooooooooo !!!

[Verse 2]
These fancy things, will never come in between
S: Oh! you're still alive !!

You're part of my entity, here for infinity
S: Yeah ?! I like your en'tity' though ! For infinity ?? Sweet !!

When the war has took it's part
S: What war ?

When the world has dealt it's cards
S: No, silly girl. Not everyone on earth knows how to play cards.

If the hand is hard, together we'll mend your heart
S: I don't know about the hand, but something else is hard. *grin*


[Bridge]
You can run into my arms
S: Aaaahhh !! *alarmed*

It's okay don't be alarmed
S: O....kay.

So go on and let the rain pour
S: Hey, I didn't call myself rain man. Jay Z did !!

I'll be all you need and more
S: Hope so !!

Because..

[Chorus]
When the sun shine
S: Yeah ! Yeah !

We'll shine together
S: Ok fine

Told you I'll be here forever
S: Oh come on, get done with it already will you ??

Said I'll always be your friend
S: Oh, God. Not again !!

Took an oath imma stick it out 'till the end
S: You wanna play tough ??

Now that it's raining more than ever
S: Is she dumb or something !!

Know that we still have each other
S: Fine. I give up.

You can stand under my umbrella
S: OH NO !! NOT AGAIN !!

You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
S: AAAAHHHHH!!!

Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
S: AAAAAHHHHH!!!

Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
S: AAAAAHHHHH!!!

Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
S: AAAAAHHHHH!!!

It's raining (raining)
S: Finally.

Ooo baby it's raining
S: It still is ??

Baby come into me
S: What do you mean ?

Come into me
S: No, seriously. I didn't get it.

It's raining (raining)
Ooo baby it's raining
S: Yeah Yeah. Blah Blah. All that crap. But what did you say before.

You can always come into me
S: What ?

Come into me...
S: Oh no no, silly .... I am using condoms.

Would you like to "Rumble" ??

Rumble - the word for today...
How I arrived at 'rumble' for my word of today is a long story which would make up my very first blog entry. I did try my hand at blogging before, only to eventually get bored due to lack of enthusiasm (personally and from visitors). I guess that was because i used to write on the events that happened in my lobby which should have been censored, and so because of the absurd material, viewers just ignored my blog to express their concern. And hence came the idea of 'rumbling around'. But just in case you want to check out my old blog (though i advise you not to), check out my profile.
So, coming back to the point, why 'rumble' ?? The answer, unfortunately would again point towards the lobby's gaming efforts. But, thats where our story starts.
'A' and 'B', both being fans of Fifa 08 were discussing the lyrics of one of the songs that appears on the playlist of Fifa08, which 'B' liked a lot. The song was called 'Ali in the Jungle' by The Hours. One of the lines which is repeated quite a lot through out the song went like 'Everybody gets *********' and this was the topic of the conversation. Both of them had a doubt as to what the line was. 'A' being a nymphomaniac suggested it could be 'Everybody gets the girl'. But instead it turned out to be 'Everybody gets knocked down'.
The song, as is evident from the title and the line I mentioned, is about a boxing match which I later discovered was called the 'Rumble in the Jungle' which featured Mohd. Ali vs George Foreman. And the reason it was called that was because it was held in Zaire (a jungli country).
As a matter of fact, it was in this match that Ali went on to be crowned world champion for the second time. The reason I am mentioning all this crap is because at the end of the song, a radio commentary is played, and this moved me a lot. This commentary was the actual one that was recorded at the event and can be heard and the end of this video. (and the fights a worthwhile watch considering the ignorance of the average Indian.)




Anyways, speaking of rumble also made me remember this wonderful game I came across a few years back. Its helluva addictive and makes you wonder how b'lliant these coders ought to be !!!.
And its called 'Rumble' Box.

http://www.phackett.com/rumblebox/

My high score : 10450
Beat that !!