Quotable Quotes

I'm gonna make love even when I'm dead
Your body might get cold, but it's always hot in my bed
Make love, don't you be afraid
Just because my heart ain't beating, it don't mean you won't
get laid.
-Chef [sings to Thriller beat as a zombie]

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Rihanna and I


Found the song Umbrella by Rihanna very irritating. So here's my commentary...
DISCLAIMER: I've got nothing against Rihanna or JayZ or their fans. Besides this post ain't all that funny or degrading.
Ahuh ahuh (yea Rihanna)
S: yeah come on girl....

Ahuh ahuh (good girl gone bad)
S: oh yeah, you got me there.

Ahuh ahuh (take three... action)
S: nooooo....Cut !!...once more

Ahuh ahuh
S: any problem macho?? because you've been saying only that all along

No clouds in my storms
S: we dont call it a storm in that case,duh !!

Let it rain, I hydroplane into fame (Rihanna: eh eh)
S: wat?? dude, do you even know what a hydroplane means ???

Come'n down with the dow jones
S: or that ??

When the clouds come we gone
S: Is that english at all ? Oh, damn it. Should have paid more attention to Nishaan's lesson

We rocafella (Rihanna: eh eh)
S: Didn't get that either.

She fly higher than weather
S: how high is your 'weather' exactly ??

And she rocks it better
S: hmmm, maybe i know ;)

You know me
S: hmmm, maybe i don't !! :(

An anticipation for precipitation, stacks chips for the rainy day (Rihanna: eh eh)
S: Huh! Using big words, fella ?!?!

Jay, rain man is back with lil ms.sunshine
S: CAUTION: Calling yourself rain man can be considered gay. Especially when with lil ms.sunshine

Rihanna where you at?
S: Seriously girl, where you at ? Come on and sing, this guys killing me !!


[Verse 1]
You had my heart, and we'll never be world apart
S: Two completely different line, merged into one ?!

Maybe in magazines, but you'll still be my star
S: whatever !!

Baby cause in the dark, you can't see shiny cars
S: Heck! That was one 'eye-opener' !!

And that's when you need me there
S: Why, what you gonna do ?? Its already dark!!........Oh!! naughty, naughty !

With you I'll always share
S: Ok. Iam good.

Because


[Chorus]
When the sun shine
S: ahan....

We'll shine together
S: SHINE !!!

Told you I'll be here forever
S: No,No. I want you out of here by morning !!

Said I'll always be your friend
S: just a friend ?! :(

Took an oath imma stick it out 'till the end
S: Oh, I see.

Now that it's raining more than ever
S: Is it ?

Know that we still have each other
S: Naah. It isn't raining 'more than ever' !!

You can stand under my umbrella
S: We are under my roof goddamn it !! I don't need an 'umberella' .

You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
S: Hello ambulance. Rihanna here has got the fits.

Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
S: Hurry up goddamn it. She looks very serious.

Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
S: Oh God. She's gonna die !!!

Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
S: Noooooooooooo !!!

[Verse 2]
These fancy things, will never come in between
S: Oh! you're still alive !!

You're part of my entity, here for infinity
S: Yeah ?! I like your en'tity' though ! For infinity ?? Sweet !!

When the war has took it's part
S: What war ?

When the world has dealt it's cards
S: No, silly girl. Not everyone on earth knows how to play cards.

If the hand is hard, together we'll mend your heart
S: I don't know about the hand, but something else is hard. *grin*


[Bridge]
You can run into my arms
S: Aaaahhh !! *alarmed*

It's okay don't be alarmed
S: O....kay.

So go on and let the rain pour
S: Hey, I didn't call myself rain man. Jay Z did !!

I'll be all you need and more
S: Hope so !!

Because..

[Chorus]
When the sun shine
S: Yeah ! Yeah !

We'll shine together
S: Ok fine

Told you I'll be here forever
S: Oh come on, get done with it already will you ??

Said I'll always be your friend
S: Oh, God. Not again !!

Took an oath imma stick it out 'till the end
S: You wanna play tough ??

Now that it's raining more than ever
S: Is she dumb or something !!

Know that we still have each other
S: Fine. I give up.

You can stand under my umbrella
S: OH NO !! NOT AGAIN !!

You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
S: AAAAHHHHH!!!

Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
S: AAAAAHHHHH!!!

Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
S: AAAAAHHHHH!!!

Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
S: AAAAAHHHHH!!!

It's raining (raining)
S: Finally.

Ooo baby it's raining
S: It still is ??

Baby come into me
S: What do you mean ?

Come into me
S: No, seriously. I didn't get it.

It's raining (raining)
Ooo baby it's raining
S: Yeah Yeah. Blah Blah. All that crap. But what did you say before.

You can always come into me
S: What ?

Come into me...
S: Oh no no, silly .... I am using condoms.

29 comments:

Aish said...

hadd be! :)

Sudar said...

thnk u .

Anonymous said...

We stumbled over here coming from a different page and thought I
should check things out. I like what I see
so now i'm following you. Look forward to going over your web page yet again.

Feel free to surf to my webpage ... Full Post

Anonymous said...

hi!,I like your writing so so much! share we keep in touch more approximately
your article on AOL? I require a specialist in this house to
resolve my problem. Maybe that's you! Taking a look ahead to see you.

Here is my web blog ... resources

Anonymous said...

Howdy! I understand this is somewhat off-topic however I
had to ask. Does managing a well-established blog like yours require a large amount of work?
I'm completely new to blogging but I do write in my journal daily. I'd like to start a blog so I can easily share
my experience and thoughts online. Please let me know if
you have any ideas or tips for new aspiring bloggers.
Thankyou!

my web-site: go to my site

Anonymous said...

Exploring stumbleupon.com I noticed your website book-marked as:
Blogger: Kaapi with Sudar. Now i'm assuming you book marked it yourself and wanted to ask if social bookmarking gets you a ton of targeted visitors? I've been
considering doing some social bookmarking for a few of my websites but wasn't sure if it would produce any positive results. Thank you.

Feel free to visit my web-site buy backlink

Anonymous said...

I am curious to find out what blog platform you
have been using? I'm having some minor security problems with my latest site and I would like to find something more safeguarded. Do you have any recommendations?

Feel free to surf to my page - visit the following web page

Anonymous said...

Howdy would you mind letting me know which hosting company you're working with? I've loaded your blog in 3 different browsers
and I must say this blog loads a lot faster then most.
Can you recommend a good internet hosting provider
at a honest price? Cheers, I appreciate it!

Here is my weblog; get backlinks

Anonymous said...

I’m not that much of a online reader to be honest but your sites really nice,
keep it up! I'll go ahead and bookmark your website to come back in the future. Cheers

Feel free to surf to my web page: visit the following post

Anonymous said...

I've gone ahead and included a backlink back to your webpage from one of my clients requesting it. I have used your webpage URL: http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8386162442324740170&postID=3370093301257118476 and blog title: Blogger: Kaapi with Sudar to guarantee you get the correct anchor text. If you woud like to check out where your hyperlink has been placed, please e-mail me at: barney_parsons@gmail.com. Thanks a lot

my blog post - Recommended Reading

Anonymous said...

Hey! I understand this is somewhat off-topic but I had to ask.
Does running a well-established blog like yours take a large amount of work?
I'm completely new to blogging but I do write in my diary everyday. I'd like to start a blog so I will be able to share
my own experience and feelings online. Please let me know if you have any recommendations or tips for brand
new aspiring bloggers. Appreciate it!

Feel free to surf to my page :: http://talkingaboutla.ning.com/profile/TyreePeeples

Anonymous said...

Hello! Do you know if they make any plugins to protect against hackers?
I'm kinda paranoid about losing everything I've worked hard on.
Any tips?

Also visit my blog post; great site

Anonymous said...

Wow that was unusual. I just wrote an really long comment but after I clicked submit my comment didn't show up. Grrrr... well I'm not
writing all that over again. Anyways, just wanted to say wonderful blog!


Visit my page ... backlink building service ()

Anonymous said...

Woah! I'm really digging the template/theme of this site. It's
simple, yet effective. A lot of times it's challenging to get that "perfect balance" between superb usability and visual appearance. I must say you have done a superb job with this. In addition, the blog loads very fast for me on Chrome. Exceptional Blog!

my web page ... Full Record

Anonymous said...

Greetings! This is my 1st comment here so I just
wanted to give a quick shout out and tell you I really
enjoy reading through your blog posts. Can you suggest any other blogs/websites/forums
that cover the same subjects? Thank you so much!

Feel free to visit my webpage; top rated auto insurance -
-

Anonymous said...

Hello there. I noticed your blog title, "Blogger: Kaapi with Sudar" doesn't really reflect the content of your site. When writing your blog title, do you believe it's most beneficial to
write it for Web optimization or for your viewers?

This is one thing I've been struggling with because I want good rankings but at the same time I want the best quality for my website visitors.

Stop by my homepage ... auto insurance companies **

Anonymous said...

Gday. I noticed your blog title, "Blogger: Kaapi with Sudar" doesn't really reflect the content of your web page. When writing your website title, do you think it's most
beneficial to write it for Search engine marketing or for your
audience? This is one thing I've been battling with because I want good rankings but at the same time I want the best quality for my visitors.

My homepage similar internet site - -

Anonymous said...

Hey there would you mind letting me know which web host you're utilizing? I've loaded your blog in 3 completely different web
browsers and I must say this blog loads a lot faster then most.
Can you suggest a good internet hosting provider at a honest price?
Thanks a lot, I appreciate it!

Also visit my page - cheap auto insurance for young drivers

Anonymous said...

My partner and I stumbled over here coming from a different page and thought I
might as well check things out. I like what I see so now i'm following you. Look forward to looking into your web page yet again.

Visit my homepage - Learn Alot more Here

Anonymous said...

Howdy. I am wondering if you might be interested in doing a link swap?
I notice your website: http://www.blogger.com/comment.
g?blogID=8386162442324740170&postID=3370093301257118476 and my blog are primarily based around the same subject.
I'd really like to swap links or perhaps guest author a post for you. Here is my personal contact: kieran_truong@gmail.com. Be sure to contact me if you're even slightly
interested. Many thanks.

Feel free to surf to my weblog Full Write-up ()

Anonymous said...

My coder is trying to convince me to move to
.net from PHP. I have always disliked the idea because of the
expenses. But he's tryiong none the less. I've been using Movable-type on various websites for about a year and am nervous about switching to
another platform. I have heard good things about blogengine.
net. Is there a way I can import all my wordpress
content into it? Any kind of help would be greatly appreciated!


My blog; similar webpage

Anonymous said...

Hi there just wanted to give you a brief heads up
and let you know a few of the pictures aren't loading correctly. I'm not
sure why but I think its a linking issue.
I've tried it in two different browsers and both show the same outcome.

Here is my web site ... Suggested Internet page

Anonymous said...

I've gone ahead and added a backlink back to your website from one of my clients requesting it. I've used your web page URL:
http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8386162442324740170&postID=3370093301257118476 and blog title: Blogger: Kaapi with Sudar to ensure you get the correct anchor text.
If you woud like to see where your hyperlink has been placed, please contact me at:
bessiemckeown@yahoo.com. Many thanks

Look into my page: Full Review

Anonymous said...

Howdy, i read your blog from time to time and i own a similar one and i was just wondering if you
get a lot of spam comments? If so how do you prevent it, any plugin or anything you can
suggest? I get so much lately it's driving me insane so any support is very much appreciated., as Suggested Webpage!

Anonymous said...

I just like the helpful info you supply to your articles.
I'll bookmark your weblog and check again right here frequently. I am moderately sure I'll be told plenty
of new stuff right here! Good luck for the following!


Also visit my blog post - relevant resource site

Anonymous said...

Hey would you mind sharing which blog platform you're working with? I'm going to start my own blog
in the near future but I'm having a difficult time selecting between BlogEngine/Wordpress/B2evolution and Drupal. The reason I ask is because your design seems different then most blogs and I'm looking for something completely unique.
P.S Apologies for getting off-topic but I had to ask!



my web blog :: click reference **

Anonymous said...

First off I want to say excellent blog! I had a quick question that
I'd like to ask if you do not mind. I was interested to know how you center yourself and clear your thoughts prior to writing. I have had trouble clearing my mind in getting my thoughts out. I truly do enjoy writing but it just seems like the first 10 to 15 minutes are generally lost simply just trying to figure out how to begin. Any ideas or tips? Thank you!

Also visit my web page :: best link building service

Anonymous said...

I like what you guys are up too. Such clever work and reporting!
Keep up the terrific works guys I've included you guys to blogroll.

Stop by my weblog; top auto insurance providers ()

Anonymous said...

With havin so much content do you ever run into any issues of plagorism or copyright infringement?
My blog has a lot of unique content I've either created myself or outsourced but it appears a lot of it is popping it up all over the web without my authorization. Do you know any ways to help protect against content from being ripped off? I'd certainly
appreciate it.

my web page; Backlink Building Services